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In order to magnify the interface,
He absquatulated the old rat race,
He picked up a kitty,
Just south of the city,
Renamed the cat Ada Lovelace.
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Picture
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Friday, October 30, 2009
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Holy Roller
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Once a hippy dippy Holy Roller,
Had a Cola with a Missy Lola,
When he'd drunk his dippy fill,
She took a hippy dippy pill,
Then off they flew to Apalachicola
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Picture
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Once a hippy dippy Holy Roller,
Had a Cola with a Missy Lola,
When he'd drunk his dippy fill,
She took a hippy dippy pill,
Then off they flew to Apalachicola
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Picture
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Monday, October 26, 2009
Jabberwocky
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The walrus from the jabberwocky,
Sent his words by walkie-talkie,
Cabbages and kings,
And sundry other things,
When he went away to tlaquepaque,
The beast became a little poppycocky.
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Picture
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The walrus from the jabberwocky,
Sent his words by walkie-talkie,
Cabbages and kings,
And sundry other things,
When he went away to tlaquepaque,
The beast became a little poppycocky.
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Picture
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Friday, October 23, 2009
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Monday, October 19, 2009
Knees
Sunday, October 18, 2009
Pamplemousse
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She was tragically addicted to moose,
If it was sufficiently loose,
She adored the meat,
Including the feet,
But she also loved pamplemousse.
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Picture
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She was tragically addicted to moose,
If it was sufficiently loose,
She adored the meat,
Including the feet,
But she also loved pamplemousse.
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Picture
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Saturday, October 17, 2009
Regression
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A banker suffering from depression,
Was hypnotized into regression,
He went on a toot,
Drank out of his boot,
And gave away every possession.
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Picture
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A banker suffering from depression,
Was hypnotized into regression,
He went on a toot,
Drank out of his boot,
And gave away every possession.
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Picture
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Friday, October 16, 2009
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Apostolica
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Aquinas wrote Summa theologica
With a weather eye toward apostolica,
The work made him sore,
He would have writ more,
Were it not for his dreadful sciatica.
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Picture
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Aquinas wrote Summa theologica
With a weather eye toward apostolica,
The work made him sore,
He would have writ more,
Were it not for his dreadful sciatica.
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Picture
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Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Monday, October 12, 2009
Altruistic
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He was noble, a true altruistic,
Iambic, not a bit anapestic,
Could turn on a dime,
In a wrinkle of time,
Turned out to be quite the monastic.
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Picture
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He was noble, a true altruistic,
Iambic, not a bit anapestic,
Could turn on a dime,
In a wrinkle of time,
Turned out to be quite the monastic.
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Picture
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Sunday, October 11, 2009
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Catechistic
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Adapting the sport of cuffs, fistic,
(His motives were not altruistic),
He won lots of matches,
But there were a few catches,
So he introduced rules catechistic,
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Picture
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Adapting the sport of cuffs, fistic,
(His motives were not altruistic),
He won lots of matches,
But there were a few catches,
So he introduced rules catechistic,
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Picture
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Friday, October 9, 2009
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Apostrophe
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Pardon if I use blasphemy,
A missing mark, a catastrophe
Something came in the mail,
And I pulled on its tail,
Its just gotta be my apostrophe,
The one that was lost to me,
When I had my colostomy;
For a period I was in a comma,
I question if it was my momma,
She was always such a boss to me.
It has suddenly come to me,
That I left my apostrophe,
(Nearly forgot it,
Thought I had bought it),
On Michelle Obama's knee
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Pardon if I use blasphemy,
A missing mark, a catastrophe
Something came in the mail,
And I pulled on its tail,
Its just gotta be my apostrophe,
The one that was lost to me,
When I had my colostomy;
For a period I was in a comma,
I question if it was my momma,
She was always such a boss to me.
It has suddenly come to me,
That I left my apostrophe,
(Nearly forgot it,
Thought I had bought it),
On Michelle Obama's knee
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Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Sandal
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Monday, October 5, 2009
Sunday, October 4, 2009
Saturday, October 3, 2009
Friday, October 2, 2009
Andretti
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Shakey
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