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A woman inclined to platitude,
To offset her morbid attitude,
On realizing her dearth,
Of variety and mirth,
Moved off to a drier latitude.
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Quote of the day: "A film is never really good unless the camera is an eye in the head of a poet." Orson Welles
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Sunday, January 31, 2010
Friday, January 29, 2010
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Monday, January 25, 2010
Waiter
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Kahntoomly from south of the equator,
Was an eloquent and sought after debater,
But his trade was to cater,
So he worked as a waiter,
And got himself married to a hot little ice-skater.
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Quote of the day: "In a heated argument we are apt to lose sight of the truth." Publilius Syrus
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Kahntoomly from south of the equator,
Was an eloquent and sought after debater,
But his trade was to cater,
So he worked as a waiter,
And got himself married to a hot little ice-skater.
Picture
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Quote of the day: "In a heated argument we are apt to lose sight of the truth." Publilius Syrus
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Thursday, January 21, 2010
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Monday, January 18, 2010
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Pingo
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I once had a dog and his name was bingo,
I found him in Alaska on an icy pingo,
He loved Don Cheadle,
And every single Beatle.
So I gave him up to Paul who gave him up to Ringo.
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Quote of the day: "A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song. Chinese Proverb
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I once had a dog and his name was bingo,
I found him in Alaska on an icy pingo,
He loved Don Cheadle,
And every single Beatle.
So I gave him up to Paul who gave him up to Ringo.
Picture
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Quote of the day: "A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song. Chinese Proverb
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Monday, January 11, 2010
Sectional
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A gent stretching out on his sectional,
His perception not very directional,
Developed the bends,
When he fell off both ends,
It may be that he was dyslexional.
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Quote of the day: "Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings." -George F. Will
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A gent stretching out on his sectional,
His perception not very directional,
Developed the bends,
When he fell off both ends,
It may be that he was dyslexional.
Picture:
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Quote of the day: "Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings." -George F. Will
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Friday, January 8, 2010
Tilapia
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There once was a fish type; tilapia,
Favored by a Don from the Mafia,
To the chef who denied him,
The fish that delighted him,
He declared, "I'm a-gonna pop-a ya."
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Quote of the day: "The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius." Sid Caesar
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There once was a fish type; tilapia,
Favored by a Don from the Mafia,
To the chef who denied him,
The fish that delighted him,
He declared, "I'm a-gonna pop-a ya."
Picture
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Quote of the day: "The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius." Sid Caesar
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Wednesday, January 6, 2010
Circumflex
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He looked up carat and circumflex,
And Oedipus Rex's Mom complex,
Then went to his lovers
Including their mothers,
And gave to them all a sir-complex.
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Quote of the day: "Silence at the proper season is wisdom, and better than any speech." Plutarch
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He looked up carat and circumflex,
And Oedipus Rex's Mom complex,
Then went to his lovers
Including their mothers,
And gave to them all a sir-complex.
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Quote of the day: "Silence at the proper season is wisdom, and better than any speech." Plutarch
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Sunday, January 3, 2010
Friday, January 1, 2010
Respectable
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A gentleman otherwise respectable,
Was discovered to be dyslexical,
Not being a cynic,
He went to a clinic,
Turned out he was ambi-dextrical
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Quote of the day: "I speak English, so I am no longer cute. My tongue itches for French." Anna Held
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A gentleman otherwise respectable,
Was discovered to be dyslexical,
Not being a cynic,
He went to a clinic,
Turned out he was ambi-dextrical
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Picture
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Quote of the day: "I speak English, so I am no longer cute. My tongue itches for French." Anna Held
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