Twister

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A fellow decked out in Sou'ester,
Had words with his only sister,
They felt so break-up,
that they just had to make up,
But they were both swept away by a twister.
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Quote of the day: "Rare is the person who can weigh the faults of others without putting his thumb on the scales." Byron J. Langenfeld
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Chimichanga

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There once was a dachshund; Chimichanga,
He like-a to play ping-a pong-a,
Though he no big Italian,
He wanna be a stallion.
Bada-bing, bada-boom, bada bonga.
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Quote of the day: "Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box" Italian Proverb
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Fester

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He  was just an old empty nester,
Whose memories would moulder and fester,
He twiddled and puttered,
And bumbled and muttered,
Till he learned to eat Puff Corn by Chester.
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Quote of the day: "I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. -Stephen Roberts
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Ditch

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A witch who was knocked into a ditch,
Shouted out, "You son of a bitch",
Which got her arrested,
At which she jested,
"Just wait till I catch that snitch!"
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Quote of the day: "Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love." Charlie Brown
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Trapezoid

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It is rumored that Sigmund Freud,
While constructing a trapezoid,
Tripped over his tongue,
And fractured a lung,
So he sang a lot like Pink Floyd.
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Quote of the day: "Never let a problem to be solved become more important than a person to be loved." Barbara Johnson
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Cherokee

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There once was a cat named Cherokee,
Who oft would not know where to be,
She climbed on the roof,
and cried out woof woof,
At any cat who wouldst share her tree.


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Quote of the day: "If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it." Mary Engelbreit
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