tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-56231212206720212952024-03-13T01:51:18.473-07:00Limericks, Haiku and EggsKrikohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11439498503395054870noreply@blogger.comBlogger299125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623121220672021295.post-49746864357348868412011-03-09T03:11:00.000-08:002011-03-09T03:11:37.233-08:00Sill-<br />
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Chillin' like a pie on a sill,<br />
A miss with a sharpened quill,<br />
She stabbed her a chickem, <br />
Said the pot it will thicken,<br />
Or I might even fire up the grill.<br />
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Quote of the day: "If you live in the river you should make friends with the crocodile." Indian Proverb<br />
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-Krikohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11439498503395054870noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623121220672021295.post-7296166060623287882011-02-03T20:30:00.000-08:002011-02-03T20:30:58.063-08:00Warming-<br />
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When he woke up of a Sunday morning,<br />
To discover the rain; it was pouring, <br />
'twas no where near noon,<br />
Shouldn't be raining so soon,<br />
Must be from global warming.<br />
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Quote of the day: "A word to the wise is not sufficient if it doesn't make sense." James Thurber <br />
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-Krikohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11439498503395054870noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623121220672021295.post-14151521918079030072011-01-30T01:45:00.000-08:002011-01-30T16:32:24.494-08:00Goals-<br />
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There once was a man whose goals, <br />
Included chocolate chips in holes,<br />
He took to his task,<br />
And refused to ask,<br />
for whom the cookie house tolls.<br />
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Quote of the day: "I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, "I wanna grow up and be a critic."" <br />
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Richard Pryor <br />
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A senator whose fame was fleet, <br />
Could hardly maintain his seat,<br />
At last, it was sad, <br />
His end had been had, <br />
And he tumbled head over feet.<br />
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Quote of the day: "If your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt." Henry J. Kaiser<br />
-Krikohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11439498503395054870noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623121220672021295.post-87317255452092511482010-12-25T02:43:00.000-08:002010-12-25T02:43:41.672-08:00Sonnet<a href="http://www.blogger.com/goog_27271912">-</a><br />
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A farmer named Fred wrote a sonnet,<br />
Full of glop with honey upon it,<br />
The critics who scanned it, <br />
Universally panned it, <br />
Which caused him to weep in his bonnet.<br />
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Quote of the day: "Talk doesn't cook rice." Chinese Proverb<br />
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-Krikohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11439498503395054870noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623121220672021295.post-85588975597221080032010-12-06T20:00:00.000-08:002010-12-06T20:02:02.208-08:00Necks-<br />
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A big gorilla named Tex,<br />
Was flexing his lats and his pecs,<br />
When people made fun of it, <br />
Tex would have none of it,<br />
He mowed in and wrung a few necks.<br />
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Quote of the day: "If cats could talk, they wouldn't." Nan Porter<br />
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-Krikohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11439498503395054870noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623121220672021295.post-35915183564956150472010-11-20T02:00:00.000-08:002010-11-20T02:00:33.213-08:00Whisk-<br />
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A woman who invented a faster whisk, <br />
Submitted her name to a master list,<br />
She wanted a mention, <br />
For historic invention, <br />
But she only achieved an asterisk.<br />
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Quote of the day: "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." James Joyce <br />
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-Krikohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11439498503395054870noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623121220672021295.post-30905735742756806622010-11-16T10:36:00.000-08:002010-11-16T10:36:18.691-08:00Sanitary-<br />
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When the shuttle is up on the gantry, <br />
We must keep everything sanitary, <br />
To accomplish that feat,<br />
We'll de-heat the meat, <br />
By refrigerating the pantry.<br />
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Quote of the day: "The real index of civilization is when people are kinder than they need to be." Louis de Berniere<br />
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-Krikohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11439498503395054870noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623121220672021295.post-58370153705641719442010-11-07T09:25:00.000-08:002010-11-07T09:25:41.109-08:00Fudge-<br />
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She announced in a tone of remorse,<br />
That the two would seek a divorce,<br />
She said to the judge,<br />
"He won't eat my fudge,<br />
So I had to resort to force".<br />
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Quote of the day: "If you're going through hell, keep going." Winston Churchill<br />
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-Krikohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11439498503395054870noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623121220672021295.post-52288198169848543622010-10-31T12:05:00.000-07:002010-10-31T12:05:16.272-07:00Tortoise-<br />
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He lived in a northwest fortress, <br />
Where he raised a Galapagos tortoise, <br />
He fed it on lettuce, <br />
And even would bet us, <br />
The tortoise could swim like a porpoise.<br />
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Quote of the day: "When dealing with people, let us remember we are not dealing with creatures of logic. We are dealing with creatures of emotion, creatures bustling with prejudices and motivated by pride and vanity." Dale Carnegie<br />
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-Krikohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11439498503395054870noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623121220672021295.post-57826478974109570832010-10-23T10:57:00.000-07:002010-10-23T10:57:09.234-07:00Peril-<br />
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A dog that was doubtlessly feral, <br />
Intimidated Beryl and Meryl, <br />
Asleep like a sheep,<br />
He thought she was Streep,<br />
To the actress's ultimate peril.<br />
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Quote of the day: "I don't paint things. I only paint the difference between things." Henri Matisse<br />
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-Krikohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11439498503395054870noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623121220672021295.post-4276823331549425952010-10-17T09:04:00.000-07:002010-10-17T09:06:52.657-07:00Pants-<br />
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A man who was very, very rich, <br />
Nonetheless had an incurable itch, <br />
He ripped off his pants,<br />
And whirled in a dance, <br />
Till he wasn't wearing a stitch.<br />
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Quote of the day: "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do." Dale Carnegie<br />
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-Krikohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11439498503395054870noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623121220672021295.post-16054453995975479332010-10-07T18:31:00.000-07:002010-10-07T18:33:44.056-07:00Cezanne-<br />
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A painter named Paul Cezanne, <br />
Painted portraits of his paisan,<br />
He made five or six,<br />
Of these beautiful pics,<br />
And said, "Peace be with you, my son".<br />
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Quote of the day: "The artist brings something into the world that didn't exist before, and he does it without destroying something else." John Updike<br />
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-Krikohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11439498503395054870noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623121220672021295.post-6996530970966958022010-10-02T17:48:00.000-07:002010-10-02T17:48:35.693-07:00Cucumber-<br />
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A rector eating cucumber, burpless, <br />
had taken home the leftover surplus,<br />
He found with a start, <br />
Beside his sacred-heart,<br />
He had dropped a slice on his surplice.<br />
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-Krikohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11439498503395054870noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623121220672021295.post-24566002561649531552010-09-25T09:11:00.000-07:002010-09-25T09:12:30.259-07:00Nanny-<br />
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A man hired his aunt as a nanny,<br />
He kissed her, and patted her fanny,<br />
She knocked him flat, <br />
She thought that was that,<br />
Yet he insisted on upping the ante<br />
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Quote of the day: "Today is the last day of some of your life." Author Unknown<br />
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-Krikohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11439498503395054870noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623121220672021295.post-59037136288133131922010-09-17T23:53:00.000-07:002010-09-17T23:53:14.828-07:00Gentry-<br />
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When the temperature's a hundred and twenty, <br />
No sentry will shelter the gentry, <br />
When a/c's go out, <br />
It'll leave little doubt, <br />
Sweat'll glow in the mansions of plenty.<br />
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Quote of the day: "The test of a civilization is the <br />
way that it cares for its helpless members". Pearl S. Buck<br />
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He used to listen to Jethro Tull some, <br />
And sit around and shoot the bull some, <br />
His friends went South, <br />
Because of his mouth,<br />
They found him disagreeably fulsome.<br />
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Quote of the day: "Everything is vague to a degree you do not realize till you have tried to make it precise." Bertrand Russell<br />
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Once there was a poor louse, <br />
Who resembled a wee dormouse,<br />
He often would roam, <br />
For to find him a home, <br />
At last settled down in an oarhouse.<br />
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Quote of the day: "I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at. Wilson Mizner<br />
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-Krikohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11439498503395054870noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623121220672021295.post-73642953122343202732010-08-29T11:10:00.000-07:002010-08-29T11:10:12.668-07:00Cakes-<br />
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A barbecue man bet for betting's sakes,<br />
Bet that his friends would request salmon cakes,<br />
They waffled and diddled,<br />
And mumbled and fiddled,<br />
And they ended up razing the steaks.<br />
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Quote of the day: "There are two kinds of people: stupid ones who are partially smart and smart ones who are partially stupid." Anon.<br />
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-Krikohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11439498503395054870noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623121220672021295.post-9583833232060070052010-08-23T07:32:00.000-07:002010-08-23T07:32:22.514-07:00Chesty-<br />
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She was feelin just a bit testy, <br />
And was breathing somewhat chesty, <br />
She coughed and she wheezed, <br />
She burbled and sneezed, <br />
Oh that flu was foreverly pesty.<br />
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Quote of the day: "Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid." Heinrich Heine <br />
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A lady from Flan made a custard, <br />
That she fed to her little pet bustard, <br />
She could handle a spoon, <br />
But she found out too soon, <br />
That she just couldn't cut the mustard.<br />
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Quote of the day: "Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don't necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk." Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider<br />
-Krikohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11439498503395054870noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623121220672021295.post-2756989195882688192010-08-08T07:47:00.000-07:002010-08-14T22:58:36.820-07:00Alfa Romeo-<br />
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A gent who lived in Vallejo, <br />
Drove around in an Alfa Romeo<br />
He rode here and there, <br />
And then, with a flair,<br />
Had lunch with a great big <a href="http://usuarios2.arsystel.com/fauna/paginas_web/mamiferos.htm">conejo</a>.<br />
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Quote of the day: "I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers." Ogden Nash <br />
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-Krikohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11439498503395054870noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623121220672021295.post-40937962095036698642010-07-31T04:17:00.000-07:002010-07-31T04:18:55.895-07:00Twister-<br />
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A fellow decked out in Sou'ester, <br />
Had words with his only sister, <br />
They felt so break-up, <br />
that they just had to make up, <br />
But they were both swept away by a twister.<br />
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<a href="http://www.partyoutfitters.com/inflatable_twister.htm">Picture</a><br />
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Quote of the day: "Rare is the person who can weigh the faults of others without putting his thumb on the scales." Byron J. Langenfeld<br />
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-Krikohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11439498503395054870noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623121220672021295.post-9856208969461446252010-07-29T00:05:00.000-07:002010-07-29T00:05:59.166-07:00Chimichanga-<br />
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There once was a dachshund; Chimichanga,<br />
He like-a to play ping-a pong-a,<br />
Though he no big Italian, <br />
He wanna be a stallion.<br />
Bada-bing, bada-boom, bada bonga.<br />
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<a href="http://currans.wordpress.com/2008/12/30/chimichanga-2/">Picture</a><br />
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Quote of the day: "Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box" Italian Proverb <br />
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-Krikohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11439498503395054870noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5623121220672021295.post-79345133791376683822010-07-25T22:39:00.000-07:002010-08-07T23:17:36.158-07:00Fester-<br />
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He was just an old empty nester, <br />
Whose memories would moulder and fester, <br />
He twiddled and puttered, <br />
And bumbled and muttered,<br />
Till he learned to eat Puff Corn by Chester.<br />
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Quote of the day: "I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. -Stephen Roberts<br />
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