Sill

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Chillin' like a pie on a sill,
A miss with a sharpened quill,
She stabbed her a chickem,
Said the pot it will thicken,
Or I might even fire up the grill.
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Quote of the day: "If you live in the river you should make friends with the crocodile." Indian Proverb
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Warming

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When he woke up of a Sunday morning,
To discover the rain; it was pouring,
'twas no where near noon,
Shouldn't be raining so soon,
Must be from global warming.
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Quote of the day: "A word to the wise is not sufficient if it doesn't make sense." James Thurber
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Goals

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There once was a man whose goals,
Included chocolate chips in holes,
He took to his task,
And refused to ask,
for whom the cookie house tolls.
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Quote of the day: "I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, "I wanna grow up and be a critic."" 

Richard Pryor
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Fleet

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A senator whose fame was fleet,
Could hardly maintain his seat,
At last, it was sad,
His end had been had,
And he tumbled head over feet.
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Quote of the day: "If your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt." Henry J. Kaiser
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Sonnet

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A farmer named Fred wrote a sonnet,
Full of glop with honey upon it,
The critics who scanned it,
Universally panned it,
Which caused him to weep in his bonnet.
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Quote of the day: "Talk doesn't cook rice."  Chinese Proverb
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Necks

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A big gorilla named Tex,
Was flexing his lats and his pecs,
When people made fun of it,
Tex would have none of it,
He mowed in and wrung a few necks.
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Quote of the day: "If cats could talk, they wouldn't." Nan Porter
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Whisk

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A woman who invented a faster whisk,
Submitted her name to a master list,
She wanted a mention,
For historic  invention,
But she only achieved an asterisk.
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Quote of the day: "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." James Joyce
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