Interface

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In order to magnify the interface,
He absquatulated the old rat race,
He picked up a kitty,
Just south of the city,
Renamed the cat Ada Lovelace.
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Holy Roller

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Once a hippy dippy Holy Roller,
Had a Cola with a Missy Lola,
When he'd drunk his dippy fill,
She took a hippy dippy pill,
Then off they flew to Apalachicola
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Jabberwocky

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The walrus from the jabberwocky,
Sent his words by walkie-talkie,
Cabbages and kings,
And sundry other things,
When he went away to tlaquepaque,
The beast became a little poppycocky.
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Sarong

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A woman who wore a thong,
Beneath her native sarong,
Took a few bennies,
Laced up her tennies,
And chased after Cheech and Chong.,
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Fork

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There was a young lady from York,
Who never took meat, except pork,
She always would clatter,
Utensils and platter,
And ate with a left-handed fork.
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Lout

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In town it was bruited about,
That the sheriff had booted a lout,
He claimed 'twas his duty,
To whack the man's booty,
But the townfolk voted him out.

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Knees

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Resenting the exorbitant fees,
On the gas company's bills he sees,
He couldn't keep warm,
In calm or in storm,
Till he microwaved his knees.
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Pamplemousse

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She was tragically addicted to moose,
If it was sufficiently loose,
She adored the meat,
Including the feet,
But she also loved pamplemousse.
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Regression

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A banker suffering from depression,
Was hypnotized into regression,
He went on a toot,
Drank out of his boot,
And gave away every possession.
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Mystic

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A gal wearing carloads of lipstick,
Imagined herself to be mystic,
She gazed into crystals,
And shot off her pistols,
And expressed herself most pugilistic.
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Apostolica

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Aquinas wrote Summa theologica
With a weather eye toward apostolica,
The work made him sore,
He would have writ more,
Were it not for his dreadful sciatica.
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Ringer

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A coloratura opera singer,
Caught her left hand in the washer's ringer,
An old-fashioned ringer,
Maytag, not Singer,
She yelled and she sang that she'd broken her finger.

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Givenchy

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A gent with a taste for Givenchy,
Found a woman he thought to be raunchy,
He sidled beside her;
As a subway rider,
But he felt he was clumsy and paunchy.
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Altruistic

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He was noble, a true altruistic,
Iambic, not a bit anapestic,
Could turn on a dime,
In a wrinkle of time,
Turned out to be quite the monastic.
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Dump

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A woman of deep-seated grump,
Was known to be down in the dump,
She tried to be happy,
But really felt crappy,
And looked like a vegetable clump.
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Catechistic

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Adapting the sport of cuffs, fistic,
(His motives were not altruistic),
He won lots of matches,
But there were a few catches,
So he introduced rules catechistic,
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Scamper

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His grandpa was known to pamper,
Had even taught him to scamper,
When it started to rain,
He'd use his brain,
And come home faster, not damper.
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Apostrophe

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Pardon if I use blasphemy,
A missing mark, a catastrophe
Something came in the mail,
And I pulled on its tail,
Its just gotta be my apostrophe,

The one that was lost to me,
When I had my colostomy;
For a period I was in a comma,
I question if it was my momma,
She was always such a boss to me.

It has suddenly come to me,
That I left my apostrophe,
(Nearly forgot it,
Thought I had bought it),
On Michelle Obama's knee
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Sandal

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A man was in love with his sandal,
His spouse thought that that was a scandal,
His shoe was his life,
In spite of his wife,
Who called him a poop and a vandal.
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Cruise

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He thought he would take a short cruise,
His troubles and worries to lose,
But it cost so much money,
That it didn't seem funny,
So he decided instead to snooze.
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Bustard

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While chasing a red tufted bustard,
With which he meant to make custard,
He fell on his belly,
And cried, "Whoa, Nellie,
I slipped on a dollop of mustard".
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Asian

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A flu came around with contagion,
Its source they tell me was Asian,
I suffered a bit of it,
Believed not a whit of it,
'twas decidely downtown Caucasian.
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Whale

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A man with a whale in his pool,
Averred that he was not a fool,
The whale eats the spawn,
And sprinkles the lawn,
And keeps my patooties cool.
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Andretti

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He was wealthy like J. Paul Getty,
He could drive like Mario Andretti,
Loved Lauren Bacall,
Swear words and all,
Bogie was Batty for Betty.
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Shakey

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A butterfly feeling all shakey,
Alit on a branch almost breaky,
It swayed and it jittered,
As she balanced and flittered,
After that, she was terribly flakey.
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