Gandy Dancer

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The guy was only a gandy dancer,
He never would try to sort out the answer,
When called to account,
About some amount,
He would eat an avoidance enhancer.
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Quote of the day: "How can anyone govern a nation that has two hundred and forty-six different kinds of cheese?" Charles De Gaulle
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Talk to Your Baby

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 This article from Delancey Place cites information about improving education at the earliest stages:

Talk to your baby.

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Enchilada

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A gentleman from West Enchilada,
Went out for a ride on his Yamaha,,
It revved up so loud,
That it drew a fine crowd,
Soon he'd stirred up a big brouhaha.
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Quote of the day: "Forgiveness is almost a selfish act because of its immense benefits to the one who forgives." Lawana Blackwell,
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Rictus

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A woman with an oversized rictus,
Had set out to win, she tricked us,
She put on a scam,
To sell us a ham,
Oh, bubble-gum!, she really nicked us.
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Quote of the day: "It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely the most important." Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
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Schist

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A gent quarrying mica and schist,
Invariably twisted his wrist,
He jumped and he bellowed,
But could not be mellowed,
Until he was fondled and kissed.

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Quote of the day: "A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand."  Bertrand Russell
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Peril

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A dog that was doubtlessly feral,
Advanced upon Beryl and Meryl,
Beryl was vicious,
And Meryl malicious,
The dog was in desperate peril.
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Quote of the day: "Keep your broken arm inside your sleeve." Chinese Proverb
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Persimmon

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Once when the lights were a-dimmin',
A man was beset by two women,
And so it evolved,
That all was resolved,
He gave one to each a persimmon,
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Quote of the day: "The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed." Carl Jung
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Sitter

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A young girl who worked as a sitter,
Yearned for the big-city glitter,
She packed top to bottom,
And hied off to Gotham,
Where she found herself knee deep in litter.

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Quote of the day: "Remember, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose." Darrin Weinberg
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Twitter

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A man confounded by Twitter,
Was upset and all in a dither,
He drank a cold beer,
And fell on one ear,
Decided to be a big quitter.

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Quote of the day: "We do not quit playing because we grow old, we grow old because we quit playing." Oliver Wendell Holmes
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Funnel

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She supervised the English Chunnel,
Then ran away to the Amazon jungle,
She caught a disease,
Which was carried by fleas,
And must dose her eyes through a funnel.
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Quote of the day: "Only talk when it improves the silence." Edmund Muskie