Pillow

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In bed, he smoked his cigarillo.
Scared by a noise in the backyard willow,
He startled in bed,
Spun round his head,
Dropped his smoke and burned up the pillow.
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Quote of the day: "So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work." Peter Drucker

Carp

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He played the Jaliscanese harp,
To serenade his Japanese carp,
He played under water,
Which he shouldn't have ought-er
'Cause it made his whole harp to warp.
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Quote of the day: "If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it." Earl Wilson
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Rhinoceros

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I married a ruddy rhinoceros,
Which seems, I know, preposterous,
Our only tool,
Was the golden rule,
And we actually grew quite prosperous
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Quote of the day: "If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?" Art Hoppe
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Eclectic

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A gentleman apoplectic,
With tastes decidedly eclectic,
Took art so serious,
He became delirious,
And ceased to be interconnectic.
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Quote of the day: "Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight."  Benjamin Franklin
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