Cakes

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A barbecue man bet for betting's sakes,
Bet that his friends would request salmon cakes,
They waffled and diddled,
And mumbled and fiddled,
And they ended up razing the steaks.
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Quote of the day: "There are two kinds of people: stupid ones who are partially smart and smart ones who are partially stupid." Anon.
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Chesty

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She was feelin just a bit testy,
And was breathing somewhat chesty,
She coughed and she wheezed,
She burbled and sneezed,
Oh that flu was foreverly pesty.
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Quote of the day: "Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid." Heinrich Heine
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Bustard

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A lady from Flan made a custard,
That she fed to her little pet bustard,
She could handle a spoon,
But she found out too soon,
That she just couldn't cut the mustard.
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Quote of the day: "Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don't necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk." Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider
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Alfa Romeo

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A gent who lived in Vallejo,
Drove around in an Alfa Romeo
He rode here and there,
And then, with a flair,
Had lunch with a great big conejo.
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Quote of the day: "I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers." Ogden Nash
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