Nanny

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A man hired his aunt as a nanny,
He kissed her, and patted her fanny,
She knocked him flat,
She thought that was that,
Yet he insisted on upping the ante
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Quote of the day: "Today is the last day of some of your life."  Author Unknown
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Gentry

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When the temperature's a hundred and twenty,
No sentry will shelter the gentry,
When a/c's go out,
It'll leave little doubt,
Sweat'll glow in the mansions of plenty.
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Quote of the day: "The test of a civilization is the
way that it cares for its helpless members". Pearl S. Buck
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Fulsome

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He used to listen to Jethro Tull some,
And sit around and shoot the bull some,
His friends went South,
Because of his mouth,
They found him disagreeably fulsome.
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Quote of the day: "Everything is vague to a degree you do not realize till you have tried to make it precise."  Bertrand Russell
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Dormouse

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Once there was a poor louse,
Who resembled a wee dormouse,
He often would roam,
For to find him a home,
At last settled down in an oarhouse.
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Quote of the day: "I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at. Wilson Mizner
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