Sonnet

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A farmer named Fred wrote a sonnet,
Full of glop with honey upon it,
The critics who scanned it,
Universally panned it,
Which caused him to weep in his bonnet.
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Quote of the day: "Talk doesn't cook rice."  Chinese Proverb
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Necks

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A big gorilla named Tex,
Was flexing his lats and his pecs,
When people made fun of it,
Tex would have none of it,
He mowed in and wrung a few necks.
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Quote of the day: "If cats could talk, they wouldn't." Nan Porter
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