Sill

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Chillin' like a pie on a sill,
A miss with a sharpened quill,
She stabbed her a chickem,
Said the pot it will thicken,
Or I might even fire up the grill.
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Quote of the day: "If you live in the river you should make friends with the crocodile." Indian Proverb
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Warming

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When he woke up of a Sunday morning,
To discover the rain; it was pouring,
'twas no where near noon,
Shouldn't be raining so soon,
Must be from global warming.
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Picture site
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Quote of the day: "A word to the wise is not sufficient if it doesn't make sense." James Thurber
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Goals

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There once was a man whose goals,
Included chocolate chips in holes,
He took to his task,
And refused to ask,
for whom the cookie house tolls.
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Link to picture
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Quote of the day: "I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, "I wanna grow up and be a critic."" 

Richard Pryor
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Fleet

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A senator whose fame was fleet,
Could hardly maintain his seat,
At last, it was sad,
His end had been had,
And he tumbled head over feet.
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Picture site
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Quote of the day: "If your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt." Henry J. Kaiser
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