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You are such a funny duck,
That I admire your plucky pluck,
Now it's time to go to bed,
And sleep your sleepy little head,
So, much good night and way good luck.
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Picture
Quote of the day: "Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much." Buddy Hackett
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Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Monday, December 28, 2009
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Pickle
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I used to pay a nickel for a pickle,
Before the reaper gets me with his sickle,
I hope and pray,
And loudly say,
Don't be fickle, give me a pickle for a nickle.
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Picture
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Quote of the day: "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx
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I used to pay a nickel for a pickle,
Before the reaper gets me with his sickle,
I hope and pray,
And loudly say,
Don't be fickle, give me a pickle for a nickle.
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Picture
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Quote of the day: "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx
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Monday, December 14, 2009
Kettle
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Throwing herbs and flowers into the kettle,
Stems and roots, whatever would settle,
He rolled up his sleeves,
And pulled out the leaves,
And put the pretty petal to the mettle.
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Picture
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Quote of the day: "In words are seen the state of mind and character and disposition of the speaker."
Plutarch
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Throwing herbs and flowers into the kettle,
Stems and roots, whatever would settle,
He rolled up his sleeves,
And pulled out the leaves,
And put the pretty petal to the mettle.
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Picture
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Quote of the day: "In words are seen the state of mind and character and disposition of the speaker."
Plutarch
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Friday, December 11, 2009
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Chamomile
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A singer, Lovett, namely Lyle,
Was barging up and down the Nile,
When Julia came aboard,
He put away his sword,
And served a cup of chamomile.
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To illustrate the other pronunciation of the word chamomile,
a limerick contributed by Gloria Nelson:
A lady so fine and genteel,
While sipping her hot chamomile,
Went into a tizzy,
When her tea became fizzy,
And out jumped a slippery eel.
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Pronunciation:
Picture
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A singer, Lovett, namely Lyle,
Was barging up and down the Nile,
When Julia came aboard,
He put away his sword,
And served a cup of chamomile.
~
To illustrate the other pronunciation of the word chamomile,
a limerick contributed by Gloria Nelson:
A lady so fine and genteel,
While sipping her hot chamomile,
Went into a tizzy,
When her tea became fizzy,
And out jumped a slippery eel.
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Pronunciation:
Picture
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Monday, December 7, 2009
Friday, December 4, 2009
Raisins
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His fitness for his many liaisons,
In back rooms, broad streets and maisons,
Was based on greens,
Tomatoes and beans,
Laced with nuts and occasional raisins.
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His fitness for his many liaisons,
In back rooms, broad streets and maisons,
Was based on greens,
Tomatoes and beans,
Laced with nuts and occasional raisins.
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Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Friday, November 27, 2009
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Friday, November 20, 2009
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Monday, November 16, 2009
Friday, November 13, 2009
Pulchritude
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A lady of redoubtable pulchritude,
Was worried about her ineptitude,
At school she would groan,
But now she was grown,
And can blend right in with the multitude.
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Picture
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A lady of redoubtable pulchritude,
Was worried about her ineptitude,
At school she would groan,
But now she was grown,
And can blend right in with the multitude.
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Picture
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Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Concertina
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A woman named Angelina,
While playing the concertina,
Fell in molasses,
Right up to her glasses,
(Not here but in Argentina).
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Picture
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A woman named Angelina,
While playing the concertina,
Fell in molasses,
Right up to her glasses,
(Not here but in Argentina).
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Picture
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Thursday, November 5, 2009
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Beiderbecke
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Raps by the bushels and pecks,
All about wrecks, necks and sex,.
Are played back and frontwards,
With harsh notes and blunt words,
Not hot notes like Bix Beiderbecke's
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Picture
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Raps by the bushels and pecks,
All about wrecks, necks and sex,.
Are played back and frontwards,
With harsh notes and blunt words,
Not hot notes like Bix Beiderbecke's
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Picture
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Monday, November 2, 2009
Friday, October 30, 2009
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Holy Roller
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Once a hippy dippy Holy Roller,
Had a Cola with a Missy Lola,
When he'd drunk his dippy fill,
She took a hippy dippy pill,
Then off they flew to Apalachicola
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Picture
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Once a hippy dippy Holy Roller,
Had a Cola with a Missy Lola,
When he'd drunk his dippy fill,
She took a hippy dippy pill,
Then off they flew to Apalachicola
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Picture
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Monday, October 26, 2009
Jabberwocky
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The walrus from the jabberwocky,
Sent his words by walkie-talkie,
Cabbages and kings,
And sundry other things,
When he went away to tlaquepaque,
The beast became a little poppycocky.
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Picture
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The walrus from the jabberwocky,
Sent his words by walkie-talkie,
Cabbages and kings,
And sundry other things,
When he went away to tlaquepaque,
The beast became a little poppycocky.
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Picture
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Friday, October 23, 2009
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Monday, October 19, 2009
Knees
Sunday, October 18, 2009
Pamplemousse
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She was tragically addicted to moose,
If it was sufficiently loose,
She adored the meat,
Including the feet,
But she also loved pamplemousse.
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Picture
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She was tragically addicted to moose,
If it was sufficiently loose,
She adored the meat,
Including the feet,
But she also loved pamplemousse.
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Picture
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Saturday, October 17, 2009
Regression
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A banker suffering from depression,
Was hypnotized into regression,
He went on a toot,
Drank out of his boot,
And gave away every possession.
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Picture
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A banker suffering from depression,
Was hypnotized into regression,
He went on a toot,
Drank out of his boot,
And gave away every possession.
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Picture
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Friday, October 16, 2009
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Apostolica
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Aquinas wrote Summa theologica
With a weather eye toward apostolica,
The work made him sore,
He would have writ more,
Were it not for his dreadful sciatica.
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Picture
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Aquinas wrote Summa theologica
With a weather eye toward apostolica,
The work made him sore,
He would have writ more,
Were it not for his dreadful sciatica.
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Picture
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Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Monday, October 12, 2009
Altruistic
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He was noble, a true altruistic,
Iambic, not a bit anapestic,
Could turn on a dime,
In a wrinkle of time,
Turned out to be quite the monastic.
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Picture
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He was noble, a true altruistic,
Iambic, not a bit anapestic,
Could turn on a dime,
In a wrinkle of time,
Turned out to be quite the monastic.
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Picture
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Sunday, October 11, 2009
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Catechistic
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Adapting the sport of cuffs, fistic,
(His motives were not altruistic),
He won lots of matches,
But there were a few catches,
So he introduced rules catechistic,
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Picture
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Adapting the sport of cuffs, fistic,
(His motives were not altruistic),
He won lots of matches,
But there were a few catches,
So he introduced rules catechistic,
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Picture
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Friday, October 9, 2009
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Apostrophe
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Pardon if I use blasphemy,
A missing mark, a catastrophe
Something came in the mail,
And I pulled on its tail,
Its just gotta be my apostrophe,
The one that was lost to me,
When I had my colostomy;
For a period I was in a comma,
I question if it was my momma,
She was always such a boss to me.
It has suddenly come to me,
That I left my apostrophe,
(Nearly forgot it,
Thought I had bought it),
On Michelle Obama's knee
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***
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Pardon if I use blasphemy,
A missing mark, a catastrophe
Something came in the mail,
And I pulled on its tail,
Its just gotta be my apostrophe,
The one that was lost to me,
When I had my colostomy;
For a period I was in a comma,
I question if it was my momma,
She was always such a boss to me.
It has suddenly come to me,
That I left my apostrophe,
(Nearly forgot it,
Thought I had bought it),
On Michelle Obama's knee
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Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Sandal
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Monday, October 5, 2009
Sunday, October 4, 2009
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