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A farmer named Fred wrote a sonnet,
Full of glop with honey upon it,
The critics who scanned it,
Universally panned it,
Which caused him to weep in his bonnet.
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Quote of the day: "Talk doesn't cook rice." Chinese Proverb
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Saturday, December 25, 2010
Monday, December 6, 2010
Necks
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A big gorilla named Tex,
Was flexing his lats and his pecs,
When people made fun of it,
Tex would have none of it,
He mowed in and wrung a few necks.
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Quote of the day: "If cats could talk, they wouldn't." Nan Porter
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A big gorilla named Tex,
Was flexing his lats and his pecs,
When people made fun of it,
Tex would have none of it,
He mowed in and wrung a few necks.
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Picture site
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Quote of the day: "If cats could talk, they wouldn't." Nan Porter
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Saturday, November 20, 2010
Whisk
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A woman who invented a faster whisk,
Submitted her name to a master list,
She wanted a mention,
For historic invention,
But she only achieved an asterisk.
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Quote of the day: "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." James Joyce
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A woman who invented a faster whisk,
Submitted her name to a master list,
She wanted a mention,
For historic invention,
But she only achieved an asterisk.
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Picture site
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Quote of the day: "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." James Joyce
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Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Sanitary
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When the shuttle is up on the gantry,
We must keep everything sanitary,
To accomplish that feat,
We'll de-heat the meat,
By refrigerating the pantry.
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Quote of the day: "The real index of civilization is when people are kinder than they need to be." Louis de Berniere
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When the shuttle is up on the gantry,
We must keep everything sanitary,
To accomplish that feat,
We'll de-heat the meat,
By refrigerating the pantry.
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Quote of the day: "The real index of civilization is when people are kinder than they need to be." Louis de Berniere
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Sunday, November 7, 2010
Fudge
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She announced in a tone of remorse,
That the two would seek a divorce,
She said to the judge,
"He won't eat my fudge,
So I had to resort to force".
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Quote of the day: "If you're going through hell, keep going." Winston Churchill
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She announced in a tone of remorse,
That the two would seek a divorce,
She said to the judge,
"He won't eat my fudge,
So I had to resort to force".
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Quote of the day: "If you're going through hell, keep going." Winston Churchill
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Sunday, October 31, 2010
Tortoise
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He lived in a northwest fortress,
Where he raised a Galapagos tortoise,
He fed it on lettuce,
And even would bet us,
The tortoise could swim like a porpoise.
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Quote of the day: "When dealing with people, let us remember we are not dealing with creatures of logic. We are dealing with creatures of emotion, creatures bustling with prejudices and motivated by pride and vanity." Dale Carnegie
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He lived in a northwest fortress,
Where he raised a Galapagos tortoise,
He fed it on lettuce,
And even would bet us,
The tortoise could swim like a porpoise.
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Quote of the day: "When dealing with people, let us remember we are not dealing with creatures of logic. We are dealing with creatures of emotion, creatures bustling with prejudices and motivated by pride and vanity." Dale Carnegie
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Saturday, October 23, 2010
Peril
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A dog that was doubtlessly feral,
Intimidated Beryl and Meryl,
Asleep like a sheep,
He thought she was Streep,
To the actress's ultimate peril.
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Quote of the day: "I don't paint things. I only paint the difference between things." Henri Matisse
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A dog that was doubtlessly feral,
Intimidated Beryl and Meryl,
Asleep like a sheep,
He thought she was Streep,
To the actress's ultimate peril.
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Quote of the day: "I don't paint things. I only paint the difference between things." Henri Matisse
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Sunday, October 17, 2010
Pants
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A man who was very, very rich,
Nonetheless had an incurable itch,
He ripped off his pants,
And whirled in a dance,
Till he wasn't wearing a stitch.
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Quote of the day: "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do." Dale Carnegie
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A man who was very, very rich,
Nonetheless had an incurable itch,
He ripped off his pants,
And whirled in a dance,
Till he wasn't wearing a stitch.
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Quote of the day: "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do." Dale Carnegie
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Thursday, October 7, 2010
Cezanne
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A painter named Paul Cezanne,
Painted portraits of his paisan,
He made five or six,
Of these beautiful pics,
And said, "Peace be with you, my son".
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Quote of the day: "The artist brings something into the world that didn't exist before, and he does it without destroying something else." John Updike
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A painter named Paul Cezanne,
Painted portraits of his paisan,
He made five or six,
Of these beautiful pics,
And said, "Peace be with you, my son".
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Picture site
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Quote of the day: "The artist brings something into the world that didn't exist before, and he does it without destroying something else." John Updike
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Saturday, October 2, 2010
Saturday, September 25, 2010
Nanny
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A man hired his aunt as a nanny,
He kissed her, and patted her fanny,
She knocked him flat,
She thought that was that,
Yet he insisted on upping the ante
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Quote of the day: "Today is the last day of some of your life." Author Unknown
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A man hired his aunt as a nanny,
He kissed her, and patted her fanny,
She knocked him flat,
She thought that was that,
Yet he insisted on upping the ante
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Quote of the day: "Today is the last day of some of your life." Author Unknown
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Friday, September 17, 2010
Gentry
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When the temperature's a hundred and twenty,
No sentry will shelter the gentry,
When a/c's go out,
It'll leave little doubt,
Sweat'll glow in the mansions of plenty.
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Quote of the day: "The test of a civilization is the
way that it cares for its helpless members". Pearl S. Buck
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When the temperature's a hundred and twenty,
No sentry will shelter the gentry,
When a/c's go out,
It'll leave little doubt,
Sweat'll glow in the mansions of plenty.
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Quote of the day: "The test of a civilization is the
way that it cares for its helpless members". Pearl S. Buck
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Sunday, September 12, 2010
Fulsome
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He used to listen to Jethro Tull some,
And sit around and shoot the bull some,
His friends went South,
Because of his mouth,
They found him disagreeably fulsome.
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Quote of the day: "Everything is vague to a degree you do not realize till you have tried to make it precise." Bertrand Russell
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He used to listen to Jethro Tull some,
And sit around and shoot the bull some,
His friends went South,
Because of his mouth,
They found him disagreeably fulsome.
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Quote of the day: "Everything is vague to a degree you do not realize till you have tried to make it precise." Bertrand Russell
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Saturday, September 4, 2010
Dormouse
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Once there was a poor louse,
Who resembled a wee dormouse,
He often would roam,
For to find him a home,
At last settled down in an oarhouse.
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Quote of the day: "I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at. Wilson Mizner
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Once there was a poor louse,
Who resembled a wee dormouse,
He often would roam,
For to find him a home,
At last settled down in an oarhouse.
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Quote of the day: "I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at. Wilson Mizner
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Sunday, August 29, 2010
Cakes
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A barbecue man bet for betting's sakes,
Bet that his friends would request salmon cakes,
They waffled and diddled,
And mumbled and fiddled,
And they ended up razing the steaks.
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Quote of the day: "There are two kinds of people: stupid ones who are partially smart and smart ones who are partially stupid." Anon.
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A barbecue man bet for betting's sakes,
Bet that his friends would request salmon cakes,
They waffled and diddled,
And mumbled and fiddled,
And they ended up razing the steaks.
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Quote of the day: "There are two kinds of people: stupid ones who are partially smart and smart ones who are partially stupid." Anon.
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Monday, August 23, 2010
Chesty
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She was feelin just a bit testy,
And was breathing somewhat chesty,
She coughed and she wheezed,
She burbled and sneezed,
Oh that flu was foreverly pesty.
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Quote of the day: "Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid." Heinrich Heine
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She was feelin just a bit testy,
And was breathing somewhat chesty,
She coughed and she wheezed,
She burbled and sneezed,
Oh that flu was foreverly pesty.
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Quote of the day: "Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid." Heinrich Heine
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Saturday, August 14, 2010
Bustard
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A lady from Flan made a custard,
That she fed to her little pet bustard,
She could handle a spoon,
But she found out too soon,
That she just couldn't cut the mustard.
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Quote of the day: "Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don't necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk." Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider
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A lady from Flan made a custard,
That she fed to her little pet bustard,
She could handle a spoon,
But she found out too soon,
That she just couldn't cut the mustard.
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Quote of the day: "Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don't necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk." Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider
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Sunday, August 8, 2010
Alfa Romeo
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A gent who lived in Vallejo,
Drove around in an Alfa Romeo
He rode here and there,
And then, with a flair,
Had lunch with a great big conejo.
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Quote of the day: "I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers." Ogden Nash
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A gent who lived in Vallejo,
Drove around in an Alfa Romeo
He rode here and there,
And then, with a flair,
Had lunch with a great big conejo.
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Quote of the day: "I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers." Ogden Nash
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Saturday, July 31, 2010
Twister
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A fellow decked out in Sou'ester,
Had words with his only sister,
They felt so break-up,
that they just had to make up,
But they were both swept away by a twister.
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Quote of the day: "Rare is the person who can weigh the faults of others without putting his thumb on the scales." Byron J. Langenfeld
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A fellow decked out in Sou'ester,
Had words with his only sister,
They felt so break-up,
that they just had to make up,
But they were both swept away by a twister.
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Quote of the day: "Rare is the person who can weigh the faults of others without putting his thumb on the scales." Byron J. Langenfeld
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Thursday, July 29, 2010
Chimichanga
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There once was a dachshund; Chimichanga,
He like-a to play ping-a pong-a,
Though he no big Italian,
He wanna be a stallion.
Bada-bing, bada-boom, bada bonga.
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Quote of the day: "Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box" Italian Proverb
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There once was a dachshund; Chimichanga,
He like-a to play ping-a pong-a,
Though he no big Italian,
He wanna be a stallion.
Bada-bing, bada-boom, bada bonga.
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Quote of the day: "Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box" Italian Proverb
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Sunday, July 25, 2010
Fester
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He was just an old empty nester,
Whose memories would moulder and fester,
He twiddled and puttered,
And bumbled and muttered,
Till he learned to eat Puff Corn by Chester.
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Quote of the day: "I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. -Stephen Roberts
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He was just an old empty nester,
Whose memories would moulder and fester,
He twiddled and puttered,
And bumbled and muttered,
Till he learned to eat Puff Corn by Chester.
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Quote of the day: "I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. -Stephen Roberts
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Sunday, July 18, 2010
Ditch
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A witch who was knocked into a ditch,
Shouted out, "You son of a bitch",
Which got her arrested,
At which she jested,
"Just wait till I catch that snitch!"
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Quote of the day: "Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love." Charlie Brown
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A witch who was knocked into a ditch,
Shouted out, "You son of a bitch",
Which got her arrested,
At which she jested,
"Just wait till I catch that snitch!"
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Quote of the day: "Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love." Charlie Brown
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Sunday, July 11, 2010
Saturday, July 3, 2010
Cherokee
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There once was a cat named Cherokee,
Who oft would not know where to be,
She climbed on the roof,
and cried out woof woof,
At any cat who wouldst share her tree.
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Quote of the day: "If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it." Mary Engelbreit
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There once was a cat named Cherokee,
Who oft would not know where to be,
She climbed on the roof,
and cried out woof woof,
At any cat who wouldst share her tree.
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Quote of the day: "If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it." Mary Engelbreit
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Sunday, June 27, 2010
Pillow
Sunday, June 20, 2010
Carp
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He played the Jaliscanese harp,
To serenade his Japanese carp,
He played under water,
Which he shouldn't have ought-er
'Cause it made his whole harp to warp.
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Quote of the day: "If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it." Earl Wilson
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He played the Jaliscanese harp,
To serenade his Japanese carp,
He played under water,
Which he shouldn't have ought-er
'Cause it made his whole harp to warp.
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Quote of the day: "If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it." Earl Wilson
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Sunday, June 13, 2010
Rhinoceros
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I married a ruddy rhinoceros,
Which seems, I know, preposterous,
Our only tool,
Was the golden rule,
And we actually grew quite prosperous
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Quote of the day: "If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?" Art Hoppe
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I married a ruddy rhinoceros,
Which seems, I know, preposterous,
Our only tool,
Was the golden rule,
And we actually grew quite prosperous
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Quote of the day: "If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?" Art Hoppe
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Sunday, June 6, 2010
Monday, May 31, 2010
Gandy Dancer
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The guy was only a gandy dancer,
He never would try to sort out the answer,
When called to account,
About some amount,
He would eat an avoidance enhancer.
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Quote of the day: "How can anyone govern a nation that has two hundred and forty-six different kinds of cheese?" Charles De Gaulle
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The guy was only a gandy dancer,
He never would try to sort out the answer,
When called to account,
About some amount,
He would eat an avoidance enhancer.
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Quote of the day: "How can anyone govern a nation that has two hundred and forty-six different kinds of cheese?" Charles De Gaulle
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Friday, May 28, 2010
Talk to Your Baby
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This article from Delancey Place cites information about improving education at the earliest stages:
Talk to your baby.
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This article from Delancey Place cites information about improving education at the earliest stages:
Talk to your baby.
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Monday, May 24, 2010
Enchilada
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A gentleman from West Enchilada,
Went out for a ride on his Yamaha,,
It revved up so loud,
That it drew a fine crowd,
Soon he'd stirred up a big brouhaha.
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Quote of the day: "Forgiveness is almost a selfish act because of its immense benefits to the one who forgives." Lawana Blackwell,
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A gentleman from West Enchilada,
Went out for a ride on his Yamaha,,
It revved up so loud,
That it drew a fine crowd,
Soon he'd stirred up a big brouhaha.
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Quote of the day: "Forgiveness is almost a selfish act because of its immense benefits to the one who forgives." Lawana Blackwell,
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Monday, May 17, 2010
Rictus
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A woman with an oversized rictus,
Had set out to win, she tricked us,
She put on a scam,
To sell us a ham,
Oh, bubble-gum!, she really nicked us.
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Quote of the day: "It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely the most important." Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
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A woman with an oversized rictus,
Had set out to win, she tricked us,
She put on a scam,
To sell us a ham,
Oh, bubble-gum!, she really nicked us.
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Quote of the day: "It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely the most important." Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
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Thursday, May 13, 2010
Schist
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A gent quarrying mica and schist,
Invariably twisted his wrist,
He jumped and he bellowed,
But could not be mellowed,
Until he was fondled and kissed.
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Quote of the day: "A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand." Bertrand Russell
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A gent quarrying mica and schist,
Invariably twisted his wrist,
He jumped and he bellowed,
But could not be mellowed,
Until he was fondled and kissed.
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Quote of the day: "A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand." Bertrand Russell
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Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Monday, May 10, 2010
Persimmon
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Once when the lights were a-dimmin',
A man was beset by two women,
And so it evolved,
That all was resolved,
He gave one to each a persimmon,
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Quote of the day: "The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed." Carl Jung
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Once when the lights were a-dimmin',
A man was beset by two women,
And so it evolved,
That all was resolved,
He gave one to each a persimmon,
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Quote of the day: "The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed." Carl Jung
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Thursday, May 6, 2010
Sitter
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A young girl who worked as a sitter,
Yearned for the big-city glitter,
She packed top to bottom,
And hied off to Gotham,
Where she found herself knee deep in litter.
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Quote of the day: "Remember, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose." Darrin Weinberg
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A young girl who worked as a sitter,
Yearned for the big-city glitter,
She packed top to bottom,
And hied off to Gotham,
Where she found herself knee deep in litter.
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Quote of the day: "Remember, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose." Darrin Weinberg
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Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Monday, May 3, 2010
Friday, April 30, 2010
Hark Ye
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Odysseus was Greek, on that you can mark me,
When he was out plowing the wine-dark sea,
He yelled "Uncle Remus,"
To Polyphemus,
And revealed his own name with a "hark ye!"
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Quote of the day: "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." David Russell
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Odysseus was Greek, on that you can mark me,
When he was out plowing the wine-dark sea,
He yelled "Uncle Remus,"
To Polyphemus,
And revealed his own name with a "hark ye!"
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Quote of the day: "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." David Russell
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Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Monday, April 26, 2010
Friday, April 23, 2010
Gurney
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He took a quick trip on a gurney,
With his stomach all stormy and churney,
Because it was trendy,
He sought to sue Wendy,
But he couldn't afford an attorney.
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Quote of the day: "A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling." Arthur Brisbane,
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He took a quick trip on a gurney,
With his stomach all stormy and churney,
Because it was trendy,
He sought to sue Wendy,
But he couldn't afford an attorney.
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Quote of the day: "A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling." Arthur Brisbane,
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Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Bimbo
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A man who was standing akimbo,
At the side of a well-known bimbo,
In an event most frightening,
Was fricasseed by lightning,
And ushered thereby into limbo.
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Quote of the day: "Nobody sees a flower. really, it is so small it takes time, we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time." Georgia O'Keeffe
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A man who was standing akimbo,
At the side of a well-known bimbo,
In an event most frightening,
Was fricasseed by lightning,
And ushered thereby into limbo.
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Quote of the day: "Nobody sees a flower. really, it is so small it takes time, we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time." Georgia O'Keeffe
Monday, April 19, 2010
Forge
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A gent by the name of George,
Who worked day and night at the forge,
Ate four slabs of ham,
And a brisket of lamb,
Which badly upset George's gorge.
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Quote of the day: "Curiosity is lying in wait for every secret." Ralph Waldo Emerson
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A gent by the name of George,
Who worked day and night at the forge,
Ate four slabs of ham,
And a brisket of lamb,
Which badly upset George's gorge.
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Picture site:
Quote of the day: "Curiosity is lying in wait for every secret." Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Saturday, April 17, 2010
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Monday, April 12, 2010
Friday, April 9, 2010
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
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