Rusty Nails

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Rusty nails stick out,
Old boards cracked and bent...
Summer butterflies again.

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Harp

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A man eating seaweed and carp,
Played several jigs on his harp,
To all 'twas delightful,
And somewhat insightful,
At least according to Garp

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Grandpa

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My grandpa, now, I appreciate,
His sins I am planning to vitiate,
But one I won't abide,
It gets me under my hide,
That's the smelly old fish he ate.
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Alone

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In the boonies in the 90's at the bank getting a loan,
To start up a fast food franchise alone,
The banker said no,
It never would go,
This yere's a organic-farming zone.
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Diddley

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I opened the door to Ned Flanders
Expecting to find Colonel Sanders
He said poo and piddley,
And let out a diddley,
Which shocked the ghost of Ann Landers.

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Mist

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early evening
mist on the lake...
ninja moon

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Orts

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A sailor from multiple ports,
Held contests in various courts.
After each dinner,
He would give to the winner,
A bag full of all sorts of orts
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Pulchritude

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A lady of redoubtable pulchritude,
Was worried about her ineptitude,
At school she would groan,
But now she was grown,
And can blend right in with the multitude.
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Falutin'

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While hootin' and not high-falutin',
A gentleman high on salutin',
Once opened his dossier,
To show he was saucier,
And shook hands with Vladimir Putin.
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Concertina

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A woman named Angelina,
While playing the concertina,
Fell in molasses,
Right up to her glasses,
(Not here but in Argentina).
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Ice Cream

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Steamy August night,
Ice cream cup on my table...
Cat silent, staring.

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Beiderbecke

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Raps by the bushels and pecks,
All about wrecks, necks and sex,.
Are played back and frontwards,
With harsh notes and blunt words,
Not hot notes like Bix Beiderbecke's
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Tangelo

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A nun from old Castel Sant' Angelo,
Liked eating a ripe, juicy tangelo,
She ever was chaste,
And even erased,
Some sex drawn by Michaelangelo.
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